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TITLE:  What Might Be Done  (1/?)
PAIRING:  SS/HP
RATING:  SGU (for Smutty Grown-Ups)
CATEGORY: Romance, Drama, Angst, Humour
SUMMARY: Snape is one day going to need a hero.  He picks Harry.
WARNING(S):  There will be at least one character death (but not Snape or Harry)
AN:  [info]painless_j wanted "Snape Pursues Harry" fics.  That's what this is.  (Sorry, PJ.  I'm posting it as a WIP, I'll let you know when it's all done and posted at Skyehawke.)  It's a WIP, but it will be finished.  Got 8 chapters done already; of course the 8th one isn't chapter 8. Oh well.  I know the beginning, middle, and end of this fic, so it will be finished and not 4 years from now, neither.
Thanks to [info]stellahobbit as usual, for being a wonderful beta.  Any mistakes means I wasn't paying attention and the fault is wholly my own.
DISCLAIMER:  Hers, not mine.  I get no money from this or anything else.



What Might Be Done


What might be done if men were wise——
What glorious deeds, my suffering brother,
Would they unite in love and right,
And cease their scorn of one another?

--Charles Mackay: What Might Be Done



Chapter 1: Get Drunk Today
In which our hero, Severus Snape, gets drunk and gets bad news

If you have wine today, get drunk today; worry about tomorrow's worries tomorrow (Chinese proverb)


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On the evening of his 37th birthday, Severus Snape sat thinking in his favourite armchair  He had a drink close to hand, his seventh actually.  He had no idea what it was, it didn't really matter at this point.  It was wet.  It was basically golden in colour.  It burned slightly going down.  Just what the medi-witch ordered.  Yes, well, just what the nurse -- meddling old bizom -- ordered him not to do.  Not that he would ever deign to take her advice anyway.  Really, the old witch . . . Snape pulled himself rather blearily back to the matter at hand.

The matter at hand.  What was the matter at hand?  Snape gave an interrogative look at the glass curled comfortably in his fingers, as if the answer could be found there.  He took a sip.  What was this shite, anyway?  He tried to remember where he had put the bottle.  Perhaps the label would provide some clue.  He gazed rather absently around the room until his eyes were caught by something glittering on the hearth.  Glass.  Green glass.  Ah yes.  That's where he had put the bottle.  He hadn't intended to drop it on the hearth.  He had been attempting to place it carefully on the mantel, when he was startled by the brusque voice of Madame Pomfrey -- the aforementioned meddling old bizom -- the one who had instructed him to abstain from alcohol for at least 48 hours after his release from the infirmary.  After his two-week stay in the infirmary, during which time he had had quite enough, thank you very much, of the old bat.

Oh!  The matter at hand.  According to Madame Pomfrey, Albus was in the infirmary.  Quite ill, not sure if he would make it through the night, very old by anybody's standards, the war was taking a lot out of him, we're really all quite worried.  Severus snorted.  Albus Dumbledore would live forever.  The mad twinkly bastard was probably at that very moment, lying comfortably in his hospital bed, eating a chocolate frog and hatching some plot that involved magically drawing a bulls-eye on Snape's back.

Still, it did give one pause.  Snape paused and looked at his glass.  Empty.  Completely unsatisfactory.  He stood and staggered over to the cupboard where he kept his liquor.  There must be something else.  Something vaguely golden.  Something that would completely burn out his train of thought.  Something that would obliterate the knowledge that Albus was old and infirm and quite possibly going to die, regardless of how impossible that seemed.  Green.  Green.  Red.  Green.  How had he managed to acquire so many bottles of Creme de Menthe?  He despised the stuff.  Oh yes.  Albus.  The man would insist that everybody needed something sweet in their life, even Severus.  Mad bastard.

Shit!  Albus.  Infirmary.  Ill.  Possibly dying.  What was Snape going to do?  Get a drink.  That was it.  Green.  Green.  Red.  Green.  How had he managed to acquire...?  Right.  Albus.  Mad.  Infirmary.  Bulls-eye.

"Creme de Menthe is vile stuff," Snape carefully announced to the empty room.  Nobody responded.  Right then.  We're agreed.  For forty years -- no, that wasn't right -- twenty years.  Well, eighteen actually, but that wasn't the point.  The point was... Albus.  Ill.  Target.  Fuck.  If Albus died who was going to take care of Severus?

The wizarding world didn't much care for Death Eaters, ex or otherwise.  Stupid prejudice, really.  So we gathered together in silly robes and masks and killed people.  We were young.  We were foolish.  Spring was in the air.  Where is my drink?  Snape bent over and peered in the cupboard.  Green.  Red.  He snorted.  Red as the Dark Lord's eyes.  Perhaps I'll have some of that.  A toast.  To Lord Voldemort, another (soon-to-be, hopefully) dead old queen.  Snape had a momentary image of Albus joining the Dark Lord in heaven, or wherever they sent mad wizards when they died, dressed to the nines in purple robes with pink and green patterned flowers, and comparing notes on how best to manipulate Potions masters.

Fuck.  Albus.  Dying.  Matter at hand.  Snape dropped the bottle of red stuff, which shattered on impact with the ancient Persian carpet and the stone floor beneath.  He steadfastly ignored the spreading red stain saturating the priceless heirloom.  Well, it wasn't his, was it?  Belonged to the school, or maybe Albus himself.  Never mind that Snape had lusted after it the moment he first laid eyes on it and had practically begged Albus to let him have it.  Served the old sod right.  No business leaving something that should be hanging in a museum to moulder in a dank dungeon.  Really, you'd think the barmy old codger would take better care of things he owned.  Things like his own personal Snape.  And now, now the old fart was planning on dying.  The nerve.  Snape wouldn't stand for it.

Snape staggered over to the fireplace and reached for the jar of Floo powder.  He took a handful and dropped the can.  Shit!  Another mess.  The house-elves were going to be a bit peevish in the morning.  Peevish.  Excellent.  He'd just blame it on Peeves.  Clearly there was an answer to every problem if one only applied rational thought to it.  Snape looked at his handful of Floo powder.  What...?  Albus.  Infirmary.  Right.  He threw the handful of powder into the fireplace and shouted, "Infirmary!"  The fire flared and blazed green but nothing happened.  Snape was still in his quarters.  He looked blankly around his rooms, momentarily confused.  Ah, yes, one has to step into the fire and damn it all, the rest of the Floo powder was a black streak across the hearth.  He could just speak to Albus later about... whatever it was.  Snape had more important things to think about, to wit; the matter at hand.  What was the matter at hand?

Perhaps it was time to sober up.

TBC

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  • 32 comments

[info]joannindiw

April 6 2005, 22:44:12 UTC 7 years ago

I. Can't. Wait for more!

Disjointed, repetitive thought processes. And (to my mind anyway) the nod to scotch. Mmm.

*excited voice* you'regonnawriteSnapechasesHarry! WOOT!

[info]loupgarou1750

April 7 2005, 00:08:05 UTC 7 years ago

you'regonnawriteSnapechasesHarry! WOOT!

oh yes. I am muchly writing Snape chases Harry.

thanks for reading.

[info]scars_fade

April 6 2005, 23:22:25 UTC 7 years ago

Oh, I love you.

Intoxicated!Snape is always amusing. The whole bit with the Floo Powder, just great.

Can't wait for the rest.

[info]loupgarou1750

April 7 2005, 00:09:13 UTC 7 years ago

*smooches* thank you. It won't be tremendously long between updates. oh look! chapter 2 is up already.

[info]snakeling

April 6 2005, 23:48:33 UTC 7 years ago

*giggle* You write drunk!Snape so well :D

How often do you plan on updating?

[info]loupgarou1750

April 7 2005, 00:11:50 UTC 7 years ago

*hugs*

If I write drunk!Snape well, it's because I was stoned!Loup when I wrote it. drunk!Snape will appear again in this fic, in company with drunk!McGonagall.

how often for updates? Not sure, exactly but at least once a week. However, Chapter 2 is up now.

[info]djin7

April 7 2005, 00:23:18 UTC 7 years ago

Before I run off to read chapter 2, I had to comment.
That was a bloody riot! And yet, strangely touching. Fantastic image of a very strong man on the verge of a breakdown.
*bows to you*
Off I go!

[info]loupgarou1750

April 7 2005, 00:51:58 UTC 7 years ago

Thanks for the drive-by review. I really appreciate you stopping. I'm very pleased you found this chapter both funny and touching. It's nice when iffy things come across the way I intended. Yay.

[info]elewyiss

April 7 2005, 01:34:16 UTC 7 years ago

So we gathered together in silly robes and masks and killed people. We were young. We were foolish. Spring was in the air.

Well, see? That explains it all. I loved it and I'm off to read chapter two.

[info]loupgarou1750

April 7 2005, 17:54:48 UTC 7 years ago

I don't know why it isn't obvious to the rest of the wizarding world.

thanks for reading and commenting.

[info]arielhime

April 7 2005, 19:57:46 UTC 7 years ago

*cheers* New and yummy(soon-to-be, yes?) Snarry from you! *cheers* Yay! Thanks for sharing and I can't wait for more.

[info]fer_de_lance

April 7 2005, 20:16:10 UTC 7 years ago

Albus Dumbledore would live forever. The mad twinkly bastard was probably at that very moment, lying comfortably in his hospital bed, eating a chocolate frog and hatching some plot that involved magically drawing a bulls-eye on Snape's back.


Best. Line. Ever.

Really--it encapsulates Snape's everyone-hates-me-and-is-out-to-get-me attitude perfectly. :D Not to mention Dumbledore's immortal seeming.

Okay, can't hold it in any longer...

Drunk Snape! ((laughs and laughs and laughs))

[info]loupgarou1750

April 10 2005, 12:21:35 UTC 7 years ago

thanks! paranoid!Snape and scheming!Dumbledore is certainly how I interpret canon.

thanks for reading and taking the time to comment.

Anonymous

April 10 2005, 01:41:07 UTC 7 years ago

"We were young. We were foolish..." -- best drunken!Snape I have ever read. Thanks for this gem!

[info]loupgarou1750

April 10 2005, 12:19:26 UTC 7 years ago

aw shucks. Thank you. It was an extremely fun scene to write.

[info]phantomtale666

April 16 2005, 13:57:06 UTC 7 years ago

Hilarious - off to read chapter 2. Oh, and ‘friends you’, if that’s okay?

[info]loupgarou1750

April 16 2005, 20:00:00 UTC 7 years ago

Thank you. Of course friending me is okay. The more the merrier.

[info]iulia_linnea

April 21 2005, 14:33:49 UTC 7 years ago

I love the way you've presented Snape's train of thought in this chapter. And the use of the proverb is so appropriate. :)

[info]loupgarou1750

April 22 2005, 21:32:41 UTC 7 years ago

thanks, this chapter was extremely fun to write and I wasn't even drunk when I wrote it although I did have a wee bit of herbal assistance

[info]heslestor

May 2 2005, 21:58:31 UTC 7 years ago

You've just made my entire week with this fic. My computer died on my and I've been away from it for a month. With no other way to access the Internet either.
Should I be scared that I don't find Drunk!Snape's thoughts rambling and disjointed?

[info]loupgarou1750

May 5 2005, 09:27:50 UTC 7 years ago

Should I be scared that I don't find Drunk!Snape's thoughts rambling and disjointed? Not if you're stoned! *g*

OMG, away from your computer for a month! I'm not sure I could survive something like that. Glad my fic helped your week.

Thanks for reading and your comments.

Anonymous

May 5 2005, 20:07:58 UTC 7 years ago

Great stuff

I thoroughly enjoyed chapter 1, and am looking forward to reading the rest.

[info]loupgarou1750

May 9 2005, 20:23:30 UTC 7 years ago

Re: Great stuff

Thanks. I hope the rest lives up to your expectations.

[info]atrata

May 21 2005, 21:05:21 UTC 7 years ago

I've been avoiding this until it was finished, but I had a personal Snape/Harry crisis today (one of those -- OMG I HAVE READ ALL THERE IS TO READ AND NOW I AM LOST LOST LOST AND DOOOOOOOMED), and here I am. With Drunk!Snape. God, I love drunk!Snape. Eeeee. Off to read more. Damn you.

I think this: If Albus died who was going to take care of Severus? pretty much sums it up. Good stuff.

[info]loupgarou1750

May 22 2005, 08:12:07 UTC 7 years ago

Hey! You're not supposed to be reading fic! You're supposed to be figuring out how to make IDBIBD into more than 34 chapters. 50 is a nice round number.

Well, welcome aboard. Hope you enjoy. And thank you!

[info]atrata

7 years ago

[info]quilt_stitcher

November 28 2005, 21:54:09 UTC 6 years ago

Just found this. Snape's voice is perfect!!!

[info]loupgarou1750

November 29 2005, 15:26:07 UTC 6 years ago

Thank you. Writing Snape is just my favorite thing except when he's trying to talk to Hermine

Glad you found it and hope you enjoy it.

[info]aalens

September 27 2009, 08:16:18 UTC 2 years ago

Snape has just the sort of dialogue with himself that I have had when under the 'affluence of incohol' - the sort of conversation that when it is with another person makes one think oneself frightfully witty.... until one sobers up.
Beautifully written - great start to the fic.

[info]ensnarryed

October 16 2010, 12:58:15 UTC 1 year ago

If Albus died who was going to take care of Severus?

This is a very good point.
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